Thursday, 16 November 2017

Misohawni and white people stop being so culturally insensitive

Dear White People
Following the justified angst and outbreak of autistic screeching at the name of Misohawni - an Asian restaurant owned by oppressive white devils - I thought we can and should do more about being offensive.

I've started a petition on Change.org to have Stanley Kubrick's below-the-belt 1986 film, Full Metal Jacket, edited. You see, it contains the offensive and racist phrase 'm********'. You can imagine what.

I call on editing this miserable and regrettably, deeply offensive scene from the film. I also recommend that the restaurant changes not only its name, but also its logo. Here is what I propose:


Sanitising every day speech is the Orwellian Newspeak of the feminist


Please support me in this so we do not cause offence. I'm sure Stanley Kubrick wouldn't mind other people editing his films. It's for the greater good.

Misohawni and white people stop being so culturally insensitive

Dear White People Following the justified angst and outbreak of autistic screeching at the name of Misohawni - an Asian restaurant owned by...