Dear White People
Following the justified angst and outbreak of autistic screeching at the name of Misohawni - an Asian restaurant owned by oppressive white devils - I thought we can and should do more about being offensive.
I've started a petition on Change.org
to have Stanley Kubrick's below-the-belt 1986 film, Full Metal Jacket,
edited. You see, it contains the offensive and racist phrase
'm********'. You can imagine what.
I call on editing this miserable and regrettably, deeply offensive scene from the film. I also recommend that the restaurant changes not only its name, but also its logo. Here is what I propose:
Please
support me in this so we do not cause offence. I'm sure Stanley Kubrick
wouldn't mind other people editing his films. It's for the greater
good.